i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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