the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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