I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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