we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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