Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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