It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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