so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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