she was so not down for the gang bang
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My vagina just clenched in fear
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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