i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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