So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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