butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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