I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If I die, sorry about rent.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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