dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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