just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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