i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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