the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You've changed since you got that strap on
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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