White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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