wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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