no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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