Quick, to the slutcave!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
two words...techno handjob
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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