I'm really into asian looking animals
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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