i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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