I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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