were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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