I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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