ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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