you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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