i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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