I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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