your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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