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I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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