You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Can i not drive my cunt home
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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