I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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