So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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