Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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