In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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