if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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