I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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