dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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