They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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