508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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