Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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