As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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