what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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