so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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