Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize
