How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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