Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
