Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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