the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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